“Chris you need to stop leaving food out on the porch people just steal it. You’re too trusting.”
“Thats why I leave it. I try to give them the food and they dont want it.”
“But they’ll steal it. Hahahaha of course.”
“Why was Randy here? Isn’t he a thief?”
“He’s never stolen from me. He gave me a hug and I gave him soup. Why are you bringing in the cooler then?”
Someone stole the thing of creamed corn he brought home from work. That was the food item he couldnt hang with losing.
Well ok then.
Spange Love 
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